1.I will stop drawing mustaches on every picture I see.
2.I will try to be nice to my sister.
3. I will become dictator for life of the entire universe and outlaw rap and skinny jeans!
4. I will not offend any foreign dignitaries, except maybe the ones from really tiny countries, like Andorra.
5. I will post more on my blog.
And as always, NO MEAN COMMENTS!!! That means you!
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those are nice resolutions, except they aren't really very....oh...nevermind.
But mustaches are awesome!
I'm with you on number three. All I ask is 50% of your gross earnings, second in command (with good dental and health plans, four weeks paid vacation, and a limo), and a chamber full of preps to laugh at in my free time.
(And no, you don't know me. I'm a friend of Emma's.)
Ok, friend of Emma's. I think from your reasoning you are fit to be second in command. But don't you think limos are kind of boring? When I am declared dictator for life, I will have my slaves build me a hovercraft.
Who is Elmoseviltwin?
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Andrew, don't delete my comments or I'm not giving you 1 mil!
Hovercarafts are clever.
I'm a friend of Emma's and kinda Molly, and Alex, too. So...yeah.
Narm.
BUT ANDY SAID I COULD BE SECOND IN COMMAND!!
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