YAY!!! The polls are in!

A few weeks ago, I put a poll on my blog. Being forgetful, I haven't looked at the results until right now. Six people voted, and apparently 50% of the people answering my poll have never said a nice thing to me in my life. Being a pessimist, I am ignoring the other 50% that said they had just said something nice to me yesterday. I want all of the people who voted the mean way to say something nice to me in the next week. That probably won't happen, so I will have to figure out who did this and somehow punish them without getting beaten up. Unfortunately, I know a lot more than three people who have never said anything nice to me. What does this mean? NEW WORLD ORDER!!! I will send everybody who doesn't say nice things about me to a room where they have to listen to nonstop disco and read the Twilight series!!! DOOM!!! HAHA! HAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-Oh. Sorry for forgetting this was my post. Anyway, just be a better person and say something nice to someone every day. World peace is the real answer.  NOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

New Year

It's a new year, and I have some resolutions. I think if I share them with you, my readers, I will probably be more committed to them. And if I fail at my resolutions, I can take comfort in the fact that nobody reads my blog, and nobody cares what I say. 

1.I will stop drawing mustaches on every picture I see.

2.I will try to be nice to my sister.

3. I will become dictator for life of the entire universe and outlaw rap and skinny jeans!

4. I will not offend any foreign dignitaries, except maybe the ones from really tiny countries, like Andorra.

5. I will post more on my blog.

And as always, NO MEAN COMMENTS!!!  That means you!